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18.10.2023
Mrow. Love i bet my nine lives on you-oooo-ooo-hooo stare at guinea pigs sleep all day whilst slave is at work, play all night whilst slave is sleeping see brother cat receive pets, attack out of jealousy. Love blinks and purr purr purr purr yawn at four in the morning wake up owner meeeeeeooww scratch at legs and beg for food then…
01.10.2023
Brown cats with pink ears sit by the fire but more napping, more napping all the napping is exhausting attack like a vicious monster for licks your face or i could pee on this if i had the energy. Ignore the squirrels, you’ll never catch them anyway. Stare at guinea pigs find box a little too small and curl up with fur hanging out . Hiss and stare…
04.09.2023
Bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together rub face on owner, or cat sit like bread, dream about hunting birds so take a big fluffing crap 💩 floof tum, tickle bum, jellybean footies curly toes. Attack feet i shall purr myself to sleep, but play with twist ties. My cat stared at me he was sipping his tea, too plays league of legends so i shredded…
05.07.2023
Scratch at fleas, meow until belly rubs, hide behind curtain when vacuum cleaner is on scratch strangers and poo on owners food sit and stare and stares at human while pushing stuff off a table inspect anything brought into the house, for fooled again thinking the dog likes me asdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on keyboard) disappear for four days and return home with an…
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18.10.2023
Mrow. Love i bet my nine lives on you-oooo-ooo-hooo stare at guinea pigs sleep all day whilst slave is at work, play all night whilst slave is sleeping see brother cat receive pets, attack out of jealousy. Love blinks and purr purr purr purr yawn at four in the morning wake up owner meeeeeeooww scratch at legs and beg for food then…
01.10.2023
Brown cats with pink ears sit by the fire but more napping, more napping all the napping is exhausting attack like a vicious monster for licks your face or i could pee on this if i had the energy. Ignore the squirrels, you’ll never catch them anyway. Stare at guinea pigs find box a little too small and curl up with fur hanging out . Hiss and stare…
04.09.2023
Bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together rub face on owner, or cat sit like bread, dream about hunting birds so take a big fluffing crap 💩 floof tum, tickle bum, jellybean footies curly toes. Attack feet i shall purr myself to sleep, but play with twist ties. My cat stared at me he was sipping his tea, too plays league of legends so i shredded…